What triggered you mate?
Right, so you are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your knickers in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other.
Did sumfin tick ya off?
Alrigh